Also, if the Red Sox get bounced from the playoffs (or should I say WHEN, since there's no way they could EVER possibly come back from a 2-1 deficit... EVER), fans should jump off the Tobin Bridge, since we have never seen this team (or any other Boston team, for that matter) win a championship.
Commence mass suicide!
[Hopefully the moronic "YAHH DOOD, LET'S GO DOWN TO BEEAH WORKS GET PLASTEHD AN CHANT YANKEES SUCK" crow
For those who are reasonable, a reminder: